Of lesson of life and manners and such

on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 7:13pm

So a long long time ago in a place rather far away called Arizona. There was a husband, his wife, there five year old daughter and their mixed mash of combined family two other boys and a girl all grown up.  One day the couple decided to take their girls to Price Club. That was before it was called Costco and when you had to be a state employee to get in.  They had fridge and freezer bins not the upright things with doors they have now.  The percoscious five year old was not known for her manners in fact she was quite rude at times. interupting and demanding to be the center of attention.  Her dad was determined to teach her a lesson and so would repeatedly tell her to wait a minute.  This particular day was no different. The mom was looking at the lean cuisines they offered in the freezer bin, talking to the dad about which ones they should get to take into work the following  month. The percosious five year old kept trying to interupt. The 19 year old sister was trying to distract the little girl to no avail. The dad finally got fed up with the interuptions and through clinched teeth came over to his little girl and told her she would wait her turn and preceeded to give her a lecture on how rude she was being. Then he turned to go back to the conversation with his wife and from behind him he hears his little girl yell at him. "But dad your pants are unzipped."