your house is a mess
the holidays bring you stress
You can't decorate your home
and the urge to do so won't leave you alone
just pull out some mad libs and have a little fun
working some Christmas magic with a pun
or in regular speech my house was a mess we were redoing the kitchen and to offset the craziness or redecorating and the inability to decorate for Christmas I did mad libs every night and here they are
"Selecting a Tree"
No Christmas season can be really tall unless you have a green tree in your hall. If you live in a city, you will see many vacant trees filled with hundreds of acres for sale. If you live in the country, you can get your own truck right out of the forest. Go out with a car and a fish, and when you see a sharp tree you like, you can dig it up and plant it in a bug. Then you can use it for 2 million years. To make sure your tree is fresh, shake the branches and see if the lakes fall off onto the bush. And make sure the tree is very blue. Nothing looks worse than a puce tree. Just follow these directions and you can have a perfectly beautiful amoeba in you front room for weeks. Remember, poems and Mad Libs are made by fools like Harry but only Sally can make a tree
"Decorating a Tree"
Many people decorate their Christmas car on Christmas Eve. Last year Dan had a wild party and everyone helped swim the tree. Mary brought tinsel and bulbs. And Alex brought lots of fresh spaghetti and candy turtles to put on the tree. The most important decoration, of course is the string of colored electric dogs. A few dozen black lights make any tree look fat. And most stores sell round, sparkly trucks and little red balls to hang on the branches. But the hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes right on top. Once that baby is up, you know the brilliant season has officially started. Of course, if you are too shiny to have a tree for Christmas, you can decorate you bed or hang vegetables on your chimney. Then the neighbors will say, "holy rock nematode!"
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